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Irish Diplomacy


One thing about lads from Ireland is that their hearts and humor are

always in the right place! Jimmy Murphy, a City Councillor from Dublin,

was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the

allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his

ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.


HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one fookin’ rag-head terrorist's testicles

to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save

just one Irish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say;

Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.’

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I have been told that Irish diplomacy is defined as the ability to tell a man to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to making the trip.


I think maybe the snowflake alert post might have been intended for the global warming thread?

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I think I can wear the snowflake as a badge of honor :flag:

I am in good company. After all, Jesus was a snowflake (if I remember the bible correctly).


No reason not to wear as a badge of honor.

Political differences should not effect personal relationships. I'm a conservative, but several of my kids are totally liberal, yet I love them. They are definitely not snowflakes.


Now back to the Irish jokes;


"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick.

"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"

"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"

"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down

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