slngsht Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 7 out of every 10 people are dyslexic. Statistically, five out of four people have problems with fractions . . . so I've been told. But you know how reliable statistics are; 55% are made up on the spot. :jester: . . . . . :toetap05: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 :leaving: Busting a gut!!!! :smilielol5: . . . . :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihckb2 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 7's are never complete or finished. Complete vs Finished No dictionary has ever been able to adequately define the difference between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between "Complete" and "finished". Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are "complete". If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished". And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 . . . . . :iamwithstupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slngsht Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 . . . . . :iamwithstupid: Nice. LOL. I might "borrow" that Speaking of jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Speaking of jokes... . . . . . . :iagree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slngsht Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 from those two pics, they look.... married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 from those two pics, they look.... married. LOL!!!!!! Yes they do!!!! :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 How the Ivory-billed woodpecker became extinct. :smash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 . . . . . . :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 And how crossing the road resulted in poor decision making and an endless barrage of inconsequential jokes . . . . . :svengo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slngsht Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 dive dive dive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 dive dive dive Hehe! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikker Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Join D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia Tom DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcarguy Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Yep, this should be legit. :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdog Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the HR department and states that she wants to make a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks," What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Frank, the dwarf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scannon Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 The more you think about this the funnier it is......... In a recent survey commissioned by a leading soap and toiletries firm, Democrats have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said that they have had sex in the shower. The remaining 14% said they haven't been to prison yet. Sort of brings a tear to your eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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