Festive Felicitations

[BusaLoco]

Greetings:

 

 

 

From us ("the wishor" ) to you ("the wishee" )

 

 

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best

 

wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,

 

politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,

 

celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most

 

enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or

 

secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular

 

persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

 

religious or secular traditions at all.

 

 

 

We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and

 

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

 

accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of

 

choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed,

 

colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

 

platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

 

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

 

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

 

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall

 

be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the

 

wishor are acknowledged.

 

This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement

 

any of the wishes.

 

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or

 

the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in

 

certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the

 

wishor.

 

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected

 

within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year

 

or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes

 

first.

 

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of

 

this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the

 

wishor.

 

 

 

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",

 

"Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive

 

figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply

 

any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all

 

proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are

 

hereby acknowledged.

 

 

 

All the best,

 

BusaLoco

[slomove]

Thank you for the wishes! Unfortunately, due to my lawyer's vacation I am unable to accept the wishes. Actually I think I need to reject the wishes because I find no clause concening compensation or anything saying that the wishes are for free. http://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/images/emoticons/biggrin5.gifhttp://www.usa7s.com/aspnetforum/images/emoticons/biggrin5.gif   

 

 

 

Anyway, Happy Christmas!

 

 

 

Gert