Another groaner.....

[snookwheel]

There was a new driver for the Sesame Street bus. His first day on the job, he awoke bright and early, went to the garage, got the bus, and set off on his route.

 

At the first stop there was an enormous woman waiting for the bus. She climbed the step and got on, and said, "Hi. My name is Patty. And I'm obese!" The driver just smiled and replied,"Hi, Patty. Please take a seat."

 

At the second stop there was another enormous woman, even larger than the first. She got on and said, "Good morning! My name's Patty, and I'm obese!" While the driver thought it was odd, all he said was "Good morning. Please sit down."

 

At the third stop there was a tall skinny man with coke bottle glasses, greased back hair a pocket protector stuffed full of pencils. The skinny man bounded into the bus and said, "Hi. My name is Ross, and I'm special!" By now, the driver was starting to wonder what he had gotten himself into.., but he managed a smile and said, "Please sit down, Ross."

 

The fourth stop rewarded the driver with a grubby little man with dirty jeans and torn sneakers and filthy yellow teeth. He got on the bus and said, "My name is Lester, Lester Teeth."The driver replied,

"Please take a seat, Lester." And Lester sits down right behind him.

 

Well, pretty soon, the driver smells a horrible stench wafting up from behind his seat. He looks in his rear-view mirror and sees that Lester Teeth has taken off his sneakers and is picking at some huge bunions on his filthy feet.

 

It was the last straw... The driver pulls the bus over to the side of the rode, stops it, and cries out, "I can't take this any longer! I've got....

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oh this is baaaadddd

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two obese Patties,

special Ross,

Lester Teeth picking bunions

on a Sesame Street bus! :smilielol5: