slngsht Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. " On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandurath Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Heheh :blueangel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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