joke

[slngsht]

A man and his ever nagging wife went to Jerusalem on vacation.

While there, the wife passed away suddenly. The undertaker explained that “you can ship her home for $5000 or bury her here in the Holy land for $150.”

The guy told him to ship her home. The undertaker asked “Why ship her home for so much when she could be buried in this wonderful land for so little?”

 

He replied “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance….”