ever feel like the pirate?

[GBOLT]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible,"

 

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

 

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

 

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle at sea and I g ot hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

 

Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

 

Pirate: "We were in another sea battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

 

Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"

 

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and it was a fine sunny day. A flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.

 

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird s**t."

 

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

 

[EburgE]

:lol:

 

 

:hurray: :hurray: :hurray:

[slngsht]

:rofl:

 

 

Have you guys heard about that new pirate movie coming out?

 

 

 

It's rated "Arrrrrrr!"