Do you believe in ghosts??

[slngsht]

on the supernatural.

 

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe In ghosts?"

 

About 90 students raise their hands.

 

"Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

 

About 40 students raise their hands.

 

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

 

About 15 students raise their hand.

 

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

 

Three students raise their hands.

 

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

 

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

 

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

 

 

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

 

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats!"

[athens7]

That was no goat, that was a Georgia prostitute!

(what a lame way to hit "advanced member" status)

[James A]

Isn't that a coincidence the same Bubba was sent to the middle east to do some pipeline work out in the middle of the desert, those of you who have been there know that you live in a temporary encampment. So, after a few weeks of nothing but work and sleep Bubba ask someone who has been around for a long time what they do for fun. The old timer says that there is a camel out behind the tents and most of them use the camel. Well, Bubba is disgusted and says that is repulsive and would never do that. After a few more weeks Bubba is looking quite haggard and inquires about the camel, the old timer says it is still there and available. In desperation Bubba disappears behind the tents.

The next morning the old timer sees a rather chipper looking Bubba and ask if he used the camel, Bubba says he sure did and you know what, relations with a camel aren't half bad! The Old timer says what the heck are you talking about we use the camel to ride into town and to have fun!

 

Anyone else know this Bubba fellow? I think Jeff Foxworthy has mentioned him a few times in his stand-up routine.