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Young Forrest runs into the barber shop down in Alabama. The barber leans over to his patron and whispers "That's Forrest Gump, he's the stupidist boy that ever lived. Here watch this."

 

The barber held out his hands, one with a dollar bill and the other with 2 quarters in it. "Here ya go Forrest, take which ever you want."

 

Forrest grabs to 2 quarters and out the door he runs. "see what I mean?" said the barber, laughing.

 

The patron finishes his haircut and steps outside and sees Forrest licking an ice cream. "Forrest, why did you take those 2 quarters instead of the dollar?"

 

"The day I take the dollar, the game's over!!!"

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