Double dose of Viagra

[slngsht]

A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.

 

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

 

"Why not?' asked the man.

 

"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

 

"But I need it really bad,' said the man.

 

"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

 

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;

 

My ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on

Sunday.

 

Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

 

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay,

 

I'll give it to you,but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can

check you to see if there are any side effects."

 

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling. The

doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

 

The man said, "No one showed up."

[Hank]

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