A few I hadn't seen before

[mebrahimi]

"I'd Rather Be Waterboarding."

 

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

 

¡° U.S. Marines-Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

 

¡° U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents to Allah."

 

"Stop Global Whining."

 

"When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"

 

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

 

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."

 

"Death Smiles at Everyone - Marines Smile Back."

 

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

 

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?* Recoil."

 

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775."

 

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."

"Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon."

 

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting."

 

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl."

 

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S.* Naval Gun Fire Support."

 

"My Kid Fought in Iraq So Your Kid Can Party in College."

 

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy by Volume."

 

"A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"

 

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.

If You Can Read It in English, Thank a Veteran"

 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.* But Members of the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem."

[MHKflyer52]

 

Thanks Mazda. There are a lot of us that agree with those statements and especially the last one.