slngsht Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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