It's going to be a cold winter

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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota

asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

 

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the

old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter

was going to be like.

 

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter

was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should

collect firewood to be prepared.

 

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He

went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,

'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

 

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist

at the weather service responded.

 

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more

firewood in order to be prepared.

 

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it

still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

 

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to

be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every

scrap of firewood they could find.

 

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.

'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

 

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is

going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

 

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

 

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a ****load of

firewood'