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Mondo

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On the last day of school before Christmas vacation, the children brought

> gifts for their teacher.

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> The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of

> assorted fruit.

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> The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

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> The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

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> Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

> The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

> She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

> "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.

> She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?. "No," said the little

> boy..............

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> "It's a puppy!"

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