Mondo Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 On the last day of school before Christmas vacation, the children brought > gifts for their teacher. > > > The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of > assorted fruit. > > > The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. > > > The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. > > > Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. > The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. > She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. > "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. > She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?. "No," said the little > boy.............. > > > > > "It's a puppy!" > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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