some more classics

[Mondo]

1 A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

 

2 Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....'

 

3 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

 

4 Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

 

5 There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

 

6 Having sex is like playing bridge…

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

 

7 Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

 

8 Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

 

9 Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

 

10 Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.

Many men still sleep with their wives