positive attitude

[Mondo]

The other night I gradually woke up as stiff as a plank in a hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me, and with a deep & steady voice I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

I managed to mumble in reply,

'Can I feel your boobs, then?'

 

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE