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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a

story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the

ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

 

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to

Bob saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on

the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blond replied, "I did too. But I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

Bob took the money.

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