slngsht Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Two lawyers standing on a corner. Beautifal blond walks by and the one lawyers says "I would love to screw her". The second replied "out of what?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy and his Dad are walking through the graveyard one night. The little boy stopped to read a headstone. He stood there for the longest time. The headstone read "here lies John Smith, an attorney, an honest man". The little boy finally asks his Dad what that means. Dad says, it means there's two men buried there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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locostv8 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Heard this on the radio, must be said carefully. What is the difference between a lawyer and a chicken with it's head on the chopping block? The chicken clucks defiant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop f**king you if you die or if you run out of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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