Would you remarry?

[slngsht]

 

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks

over at him and asks the question.

 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

 

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

 

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

 

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

 

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

 

HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

 

HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

 

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."

 

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

 

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

 

WIFE: - silence -

 

HUSBAND: " . . . s%it."

[MHKflyer52]

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

 

WIFE: - silence -

 

HUSBAND: " . . . s%it."

 

:ack: :banghead: He is in trouble with a capital T now.