golf balls

[slngsht]

A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf

balls, and sat down next to a beautiful blonde...

 

The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his

bulging pockets.

 

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said,

'It's golf balls.'

 

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him

for a very long time, thinking about what he had

said.

 

After several minutes, not being able to contain

her curiosity any longer, the blond asked,

 

'Does it hurt like tennis elbow?'

 

[Dave Mooney]

An avid woman golfer was stung by a bee walking toward the tee for hole #2 and was able to flag down the greenskeeper, stating "I was stung between hole #1 and hole #2 !", the greenskeeper replied "Tighten your stance !"

[JBH]

Two couples went out golfing together.

 

The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process.

 

No one commented.

 

She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just a little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said,

"I wonder why it didn't go any further?"

 

One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas!"

[slngsht]

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