joke

[slngsht]

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to

Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned

That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that

said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.' "

[powderbrake]

not the same genre, but I just received it today, the older guys will understand.

 

 

A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there had low cut blouses and were very young.

 

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

 

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

 

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair/ cane/ walker accessible and they even had an elevator.

 

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.