Mondo Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Some familiar ones... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? I think it has something to do with their sence of smell.....:smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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