The Candy With The Little Hole

[scannon]

The Candy With The Little Hole

 

 

This should make you smile.

You have to love little kids.

 

 

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

 

Red....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEYlifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

 

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

mother may sometimes call your father.'

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

 

The teacher had to leave the room!

[GBOLT]

Very funny

[MHKflyer52]

+1

[slomove]

That is a joke but here a real story:

My wife used to work at the local elementary school and in a staff meeting one teacher told laughing about her experience of the day. This was a lesson about foul language in 1st or 2nd grade and which words are not appropriate to use. There a girl from our street commented in class "But my mommy calls daddy asshole all the time". Obviously a grievous indiscretion of the teacher but knowing the family I believed it right away.

[scannon]

The "grievous indiscretion" was on the part of mommy using the term in front of the child.