hillbilly humor

[Mondo]

Cletus & Billy Bob

 

 

 

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap

 

In the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in

 

Front of an old John Deere tractor.

 

 

 

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off

 

First the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then

 

Hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets

 

His overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid

 

Shirt.

 

 

 

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his

 

Stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the

 

T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 

 

 

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya

 

Doing, Billy Bob ?"

 

 

 

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an

 

Obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

 

 

 

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom

 

D'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a

 

Tractor."

[slngsht]

groan! lol