The IRS didn't go for it.....

[jimrankin]

Probably recycled but got this from a friend this AM:

The question is "how many dependents do you have"?

 

The IRS sent my tax return back AGAIN! I guess it was because of my answer to the question "list all dependents".

I replied with what I thought was a truthful answer....

12 million illegal immigrants;

1 milllion crack heads in publicly funded rehab;

42 million able people on welfare and food stamps;

2 million people in 243 prisons;

535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

(I didn't list the millions under 65 getting Social Security who never paid in a dime because at least a few of them might really need it).

 

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. Never try to use the truth when dealing with the IRS.

[MHKflyer52]

Hi Jim,

 

You forgot to claim the IRS employees that is why the returned it.........:jester:

 

Have a good day.