Suave

Hello - anyone got a nice Stalker for sale? Looking for a new one.

Well what Flyboi doesn't know, is that after he finished using me as a polishing rag for the Storker, I went off for a few refreshing beers to cleanse my gullet at Connie's pub here at VIR. Great place to meet some top drivers while the not-so-top driver went to bed early. At least he used up all that blue paint tape on the nose of the Storker in a vain effort to avoid Mario's stone chips. So while he is off playing today I am off to check out the local Stork ladies.

Well, no actually. I was going to hop the Southwest Airlines flight to Tallahassee and take Bob out for a few too many drinks at Proof Brewing Co to make him see the realities of life - he will be bored without a Stalker garage toy.

Clearly storks soar better than turkeys! http://pngimg.com/uploads/stork/stork_PNG28.png?i=1 Will there be any wing left by the time you have angle ground it all away? Would you like some duck tape to hold all the pieces together? :jester:

Would you accept a piano and candelabra? :iamwithstupid:

Oh my goodness! They are blingtastic! We will take a set! :drool: And Shane, can we get the air filter too....can we...can we? Pretty please!!! :willy_nilly: I promise they will make you look good on track! You will be the Liberace of the cornering world! :hurray:

What a coincidence, some good friends of mine are staying at the Shard right now! They are a classy group and know their wines! :seeya:

Clearly a stork never brought you? More likely a turkey...

Hello Ducks! For the record I do NOT drink moonshine. A little aged bourbon with some ice, sipped to savor is my preference. I am a classy stork you know. And honestly Shane has no sense of style or color coordination. I think the color coding of seasick green should be carried through further. Also a blue contrast just does not work. The color of your boxer shorts does not need to be seen!

It was only around the bonnet scoop where I found it ruffled my tail feathers. However, the bruise marks around my neck from cruel Shane while he used me as "buff boy" will take a few weeks to heal! :bs:

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Its my space cadet friend, Astro Bob! Bob...how could you take a quack at me like that! I am a Stork! You should not confuse me with my good friends Daffy and Donald. Its well known that Storks are far more intelligent creatures than ducks. I am one of the most intelligent creatures in Arkansas. In fact I am probably the only intelligent thing in Arkansas........certainly I am the only thing not inbred...

Hi All, Suave here! How do you get black paint off ass feathers when you sit down on a freshly painted rear axle?