Joke

[slngsht]

Olaf vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he

accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency

room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Olaf

and said, 'Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.'

 

Olaf said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'

 

'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said.

'Lord-it's 2008 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible

techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy

didn't you brink da finkers?'

 

Olaf says........'How da fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?

[MHKflyer52]

Ouch that hurts.....But a good point.......

[slomove]

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"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?"

"I don't know, Ole."

"Only two, if you run them through real slow."

 

 

 

Ole and Lars worked on a construction crew. One day Lars noticed that the foreman always left the project about an hour early. "Say Ole," suggested Lars, "Why don't WE take off a little early too... yust like da foreman." So they agreed to try it. As soon as Ole got home, he looked all over for Lena. Finally he opened the bedroom door...and there she was in bed with the foreman. Ole silently closed the door and tiptoed out of the house. The next day, Ole confronted Lars. "Ve better not try anudder stunt like ve did yesterday. I almost got caught!"

[slngsht]

Ole and Lars worked on a construction crew. One day Lars noticed that the foreman always left the project about an hour early. "Say Ole," suggested Lars, "Why don't WE take off a little early too... yust like da foreman." So they agreed to try it. As soon as Ole got home, he looked all over for Lena. Finally he opened the bedroom door...and there she was in bed with the foreman. Ole silently closed the door and tiptoed out of the house. The next day, Ole confronted Lars. "Ve better not try anudder stunt like ve did yesterday. I almost got caught!"

 

:rofl:

[Boxologist]

A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.'

 

They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says.

 

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

 

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

 

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.

 

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

 

The man replies...

 

'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE'