powderbrake Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 A heads up for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No", and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Sept 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco. Signed, A Man Taken Advantage Of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locost7018 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 TeeHee!!! You bad. Russ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Jerry, that is really really funny. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestTexasS2K Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Man that is funny. I need a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDROCKT Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I think it's too cold here in Michigan for this to work for me just now....isn't it? Jerry, you're the greatest> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjslutz Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Jerry, please post directions, to your Home Depot, and Lowes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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