This Might Be the Funniest Spam Email Ever

[scannon]

When I saw the title I just had to open it. Enjoy

 

Subject: Email From General Stanley Mc Chrystal

 

 

Greetings

 

My Name is General Stanley Mc Chrystal, the commander of the International Security Assistant forces (ISAF) here in Afghanistan; from the United States.

 

First and foremost I sincerely apologize to you by contacting you through this medium.

 

I acquire the sum of $11, 000,000 million dollars and I am looking for a capable person that can help me in investing this funds in his country, I could not transfer this funds to my country for security reasons to protect my status as a serving General and to save me for been questioned or probe by the house of pentagon.

 

We recovered $580,000,000 million dollars in the Taliban strong hold after a heavy shoot out with the Multi- international forces here in Afghanistan, in this process I could secure the funds secretly with the knowledge of anyone.

 

I want to move the fund secretly to somewhere without any traces and invest it, I am looking for matured and God fearing personnel to receive this fund on my behalf.

 

I am offering 30% percent of the total fund and the remaining 70% will be invested in your country with your partnership. But we must keep a very low profile of communication for security reasons and to protect my status and position.

 

Thanking you in anticipation.

 

Hope to hear from you soonest.

 

Best regards.

 

Gen Stanley Mc Chrystal

[MHKflyer52]

This is one scam that is just that a scam.

You should send the original e-mail to your e-mail providers scam department for them to follow up on it......just my thoughts......or you could contact the sender and take his money and buy all of the 7's you could ever want.

[DeanG]

Option 2 sounds good to me

[Sevnn]

Anyone seen 3 Kings? Maybe its the real life version of George Clooney.