Psychiatrist VS. Bartender

[Mondo]

Another Classic....

 

 

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

 

So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . .

 

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.

 

I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

 

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist.

 

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

 

How much do you charge?'

 

Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.

 

'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later , he met me on the street.

 

'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

 

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

 

A bartender cured me for $10.

 

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new car!'

 

'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

 

 

 

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

[slngsht]

My kinda problem solving

[MHKflyer52]

My kinda problem solving

 

Ditto on that...:iagree:...and a lot cheaper and most likely better advice but that is just my belief.