I Want to Live My Next Life Backwards

[scannon]

I want to live my next life backwards!

 

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[MHKflyer52]

Skip,

 

That is great :hurray: and I also wish to do the same if it were possible. Would make life very interesting to say the least. :party:

[WestTexasS2K]

That's thinking out of the box. You should run for president.

[scannon]

That's thinking out of the box. You should run for president.

Can't take credit for the thinking, it came to me in an email. As for running for president, that's the very last thing I would want to do.

 

It brought to mind a science fiction story I read many years ago in which some people could live their life forward then elect to regress back to birth.

[lancylad]

Count me in Skip!!