Mondo Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Subject: Lion Tamer A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two people show up. One is a Lotus 7 owner, and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good, or you're history. Here's your equipment - chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the 7 owner and asks, "Can you top that?" The USA7 member replies, "No problem; just get that lion out of there..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Mondo Mondo Mondo that is just to funny...."just get that lion out of there".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimrankin Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Between your post and the flash mob video I actually think I'll make it through the whole day with a smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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