Husband comes home...

[slngsht]

to find his wife is packing her suitcase. He asks where she's going, and she says she's leaving him. He asks why, and she says "I heard in Vegas you can make $500 for having sex"

 

so he grabs his suitcase and starts packing too

 

She asks him where he's going. He says "Vegas - I wanna see how you're gonna live on a $1000 a year"

[notakit]

lol !!! Thanks for sharing that!

[MHKflyer52]

That is a good one.