Bad Bird

[slomove]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word

out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently

saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he

could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot

yelled back.

 

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him

in the freezer.

 

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then

suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a

minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the

door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's out stretched arms and said,

 

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I

fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

behavior."

 

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in

his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

[slngsht]

:lol:

[MHKflyer52]

Good One.

[yellowss7]

Curiously enough that parrot had a brother who was for sale in a pawn shop. One day a woman walking by saw a sign that said Parrot for sale cheap! and went into the shop to inquire about it.

 

The pawn shop owner said that the bird had spent a good part of its life in a house of ill repute and although it spoke well, it could say some inappropriate things. The woman asked to see the bird and when the shop owner uncoverd it, it said," swqak, who's the New Madam?"

 

 

The women laughed and said that's not too bad, I'll take him. After she took the bird home, her daughter returned home and when she came into the room the Her mother said, wait to you see our new Parrot, upon seeing the daughter, the bird said" Sqawk, who's the New girl".

 

The Mother and daughter laughed and couldn't wait to see what her husband would think about the new pet.

 

When her husband came into the room the bird said New Madam, new Girl, Hello Jack!!