One More

[Mondo]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year.? The

 

students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more

 

to do.? All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an

 

early dismissal.

 

So the teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask,

 

first and correctly can leave early today."

 

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

 

here.? I'm smart and will answer the question."

 

The teacher ask, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years

 

Ago'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham

 

Lincoln."

 

"That's right Susie, you can go home."

 

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

 

Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther

 

King."

 

"That's right Mary, you can go."

 

Johnny is even madder than before.

 

Then the teacher said, "Who said 'Ask not, what your

 

country can do for you'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.

 

Kennedy."

 

"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

 

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer

 

to any of the questions.

 

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these

 

bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

 

The teacher turns around, "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

To which Johnny replied, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[slngsht]

:rofl:

[WestTexasS2K]

I dont care who you are that there is funny.

[slngsht]

I dont care who you are that there is funny.

Tiger doesn't think so

[powderbrake]

Tiger has been thinking with the wrong head.

 

My wife asked me if worrying about his other women was the reason his putting was bad last season, I said the reason was, that he was worrying about his wife finding out about the other women.

 

I wll miss watching Tiger on the tour this year.... wait, I'm not going to bother watching until he returns.