ah, the classics

[Mondo]

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time I stand there and nothing comes out."

 

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes-out!"

 

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

 

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

 

"No, I pee every morning at 06:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

 

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

 

"No, I have one every morning at 06:30."

 

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 06:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 06:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't wake up until 07:00.

[MHKflyer52]

LOL....So that is what is in the feature for all of us.....

[slngsht]

:rofl:

[locost7018]

The future is HERE!!!!!