Natural Born Citizen

[scannon]

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

 

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

 

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

 

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating

 

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

 

Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-old that just voted in our last election!

 

They breed and they walk among us.

[pi7ot]

I came up on a female driver standing by her stranded car, one morning.

I stopped and asked if I could help.

She said she was locked out of her car.

I noticed that she was holding a bulky set of keys with two remotes, but having just got off overnight work, It confused me.

At the same time she pointed one of the remotes at the car and there was no response from the locks.

She asked me if there was a store nearby, where she could get a battery for her blipper. This sort of freed up my circuits so I said "excuse me" and took her key ring from her, selected a key and unlocked the door. Then I said " Now you can drive to the store and buy a battery for your blipper"

I look back at the incident and can only find it funny in a tragic way.

 

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I now believe that Mickey D's and it's rivals are putting something in the food.

[MHKflyer52]

I came up on a female driver standing by her stranded car, one morning.

I stopped and asked if I could help.

She said she was locked out of her car.

I noticed that she was holding a bulky set of keys with two remotes, but having just got off overnight work, It confused me.

At the same time she pointed one of the remotes at the car and there was no response from the locks.

She asked me if there was a store nearby, where she could get a battery for her blipper. This sort of freed up my circuits so I said "excuse me" and took her key ring from her, selected a key and unlocked the door. Then I said " Now you can drive to the store and buy a battery for your blipper"

I look back at the incident and can only find it funny in a tragic way.

 

m

I now believe that Mickey D's and it's rivals are putting something in the food.

 

That is just sad but also funny. :smilielol5:

[slngsht]

OMG, my blipper is broken. heh

[rnr]

That is just sad but also funny. :smilielol5:

 

The really odd part is that if that happened on an Elise you actually would be locked out. The electric and key locks run separately and cannot unlock each other. British engineering FTW!

[solder_guy]

Chick at work was really excited about buying and being a BMW owner. Sooo.. one day I asked her what BMW stood for .. she was clueless. When I told her she said, "That's a question I will put to my boyfriend."

 

Then I asked the same question of my 15yo daughter. She came up with British Motor Works .. When I told her Bavarian .. she said, "That is sooo cool!" because she has been learning German for 5 years now ..

 

Rob