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I see you're expanding your line of work :rofl:

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On the news tonight they showed a former Playboy model (bunny?) in a wheel chair at the TSA checkpoint. She was wearing only a bra and panties and a fluffy white dog in her lap..

 

She stated that the pat down on a previous flight was so invasive she wanted to give them less to pat down.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Having flown just shy of 30,000 miles in the last month. I have had alot of opportunity to watch the TSA and other international airport security in action. In general I would have to say that TSA security is a joke. It is basically a great way of getting the American public used to bending over and taking a little more.

There is a great document called Silent Weapons for Quite Wars that is basicly a manual for social engineering. It explains this whole process of shock testing.

I have a hard copy of most of the orignal. It is very technical reading and quite genuis.

Here is a quote that I found to be quite revelant for todays society.

"The quality of education given to the lower class must be of the poorest sort, so that the meat of ignorance isolating the the inferior class from the superior class is and remains incomprehensible to the inferior class. With such an initial handicap, even bright lower class individuals have little if any hope of extricating themselves from their assigned lot in life. This form of slavery is essential to maintaining some measure of social order, peace, and tranquility for the ruling upper class"

 

If you are interested in more follow the rabbit down this hole.... :]

 

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/silentweaponsforquietwars.htm

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He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room.

 

Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

 

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

 

"Just relax."

 

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily.

 

My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

 

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes.

 

My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

 

And then, as he cupped my firm,

full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

 

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

 

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

 

"Okay, ma'am, all done."

 

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse.

 

"You can board your flight now."

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Important Data on TSA Airport screening.

 

Who knew???

 

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security from the new scanners.

Terrorist Plots Discovered = 0

Transvestites = 133

Hernias = 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172

Enlarged Prostates = 8,249

Breast Implants = 59,350

Knee and Hip and Shoulder replacements = 16,521

Natural Blondes = 3 :cooldude:

 

Note this is just a joke but it could also be true.

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