A Man's Fairy Tale

[scannon]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

 

The Princess said, "NO !!!"

 

And so the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged thin long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and lived happily ever after..............

 

The end.

[lancylad]

Many a true word spoken in jest!!!!

[twobone]

As much as I'd like to "bang" many a long-legged hottie, I'd probably miss out on other great life pleasures like showing my son the "inside grass line" around the slow people at the go kart track

[DeanG]

You have me confused. I think I know where I can rent long leggy hotties to bang but where can I rent a kid to teach me the inside grass line?

[slngsht]

As much as I'd like to "bang" many a long-legged hottie, I'd probably miss out on other great life pleasures like showing my son the "inside grass line" around the slow people at the go kart track

twobone - sorry to break it to ya... that's when you borrow the nephews.

[Kitcat]

I'm with Two-bone.

 

But, my 60 y/o brother has an interesting solution. He has been dating an overly large breasted, incredibly beautiful 28 y/o woman who has 2 small kids by an long absent father.

 

Best of both worlds?

 

And it's not a 1-way street, the 2 boys went from last in their class in school and bottom percentile on grades/achievement scores, to the top, since his arrival. And were off all behavior meds in 6 months. Nothing like a bit of financial and emotional stability.