Good thing I won't need my own attorney

[slngsht]

I guess I'll put Frankn7 up for sale and start shopping for that Carrera GT I've lusted after

 

 

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Good Day

I am Mr. Patrick Chan, Executive Director and C.F.O of the Hang Seng Bank

Ltd. I have a concealed business suggestion for you.

 

Gen Khalid Ali Abdullah who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman

made a fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of USD$24.5

Million only in my branch. Several maturities notices was sent to him,

before the war which began in 2003. also after the war another notification

was sent and no response came from him. We later found out that the General

along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a

bomb blast that hit their home.

 

After more inquiry it was also discovered that this General did not declare

any next of kin in his official papers.And he also confided in me the last

time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my

bank. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at

the expiration of 6years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong

Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

 

I want you to know that I have everything planned out so that we shall come

out successful. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are

going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the

necessary documents.

 

Should you be interested send me the following;Full names, private phone

number, current residential address and I prefer you reach me on my private

email address below after which I shall provide you with more details on

this operation.

 

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

 

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan.

Email: (patrick000chan@yahoo.com.hk)

 

[powderbrake]

slngsht, you are too late, I already made the deal with Mr Chan.

 

He told me that he had already ordered the Porsche from a Hong Kong dealer, and all that I had to do was wire him the $10,000 for the customs duty.

I didn't have a check handy, so I decided to use pay Pal, gee, I hope he has a Pay Pal account, I'd hate to have the Porsche tied up in customs.

[slngsht]

Sigh. I hate it when once in a lifetime opportunities are missed due to my tardiness.

 

I will sit here and wait for the next email :lol:

[Ian7]

You'd be amazed, (I know I am), at how many times I've won a million UK Pounds in their National Lottery this year alone...

 

... and all I have to do is wire them my bank info for the transfer.

[Mondo]

I read some guys email correspondence to a Nigerian scam... it was hilarious. He had the Nigerian writing & rewriting contracts...going to the next town to pick up a Western Union check (that never came, had the guy go like 5 times in a week).

He told another scammer, with terrible writing, that he was going to use the money to start a porn business and that the person should come over and be in his movies. The scammer didn't know what porn was but thought it would be great to be in the movies...

Wish I was creative enough to screw with these people..