scannon Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast 'til the chores are done. Well, now he's a little pissed off. He goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says... I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk. Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Now that is funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slngsht Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Poor dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMike Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancylad Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 That family must be from one of them South-East Asian areas where they eat cats, I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slngsht Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 That family must be from one of them South-East Asian areas where they eat cats, I guess... gonna be hungry this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 That family must be from one of them South-East Asian areas where they eat cats, I guess... Poor Mom or poor Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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