scannon Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto. They place two bar stools side by side and park themselves on the stools. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, boys?” "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim nods his head in agreement. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English – they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHKflyer52 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 That is just wrong in so many ways it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Clearly they are Canadian siamese twins....no other self respecting person would drink Molson! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackal Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Clearly they are Canadian siamese twins....no other self respecting person would drink Molson! :cheers: Yeah I wouldn't drink Molson either if I had to deal with the half octane crap served down south. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3 Stalker Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I assume you are talking London town LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancylad Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 They only pull real pints "Up North".. Reet Lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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