Z3 Stalker

I have one you can use

I think it keeps fooling him so he changed the name LOL!!!

Yes a good get together, lots of banter etc. Looking forward to the next one. Duane, do you have your Seven running yet?

No he is uprading the suspension, I meen springs!

Steve, flattery will get you nowhere

Bill, did you see how Steve complimented you LOL!!!

This is funny as the USA is having and election today!!! A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictio... nary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ----------------------- 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). ------------------------ 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ------------------- 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. ----------------- 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. ---------------------- 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. ---------------------- 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. -------------------- 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. ------------------- 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. ------------------- 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. --------------------- 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. --------------------- 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). --------------------- 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. -------------------- 13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. ----------------- 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen!

That ice racing thing looks like it could be a fun day out, although I was thinking along the lines of full contact. YEEHAA! Lancylad, have another Margarita.

Now am I supposed to churp-in that you trailer you seven LOL! On a serious note where do you ice race you seven? Stewart

Oh! you poor boy having to suffer the Mayan Riviera, your going to be totally wiped out

I should be able to make it as I am town that weekend. Stewart

Steve, It's already snowing just north of Edmonton. Stewart

You mean that Marty Feldmen look

I am not back from vacation until mid October; I think Bill will not be back until the third week of October so will not be available until then for a blat. That said Pete should be back soon, Duane may have his 7 on the road SOON! Maybe Morley will have his exhaust NOTE sorted soon also.

Weather dependant we may be able to squeeze one more in this year, here's hoping

Here are some photo's, I'm sure others will post some others:

Looking good, and to see its back with the original owner

Simmer down, we are not meeting you for at least a couple of hours, in the mean time we will be casting off up north

Yup, Chain Lakes at 10:30am or Bragg Creek at 9am.

No I thought I would just lead with my truck and trailer and not even bother pulling the Stalker out of the garage, no one would be any the wiser

I'm not telling!!!!

Know what you mean about work getting in the way of life. Next year we may try to make a trip to your neck of the woods.

Not sure Darren will have a spare seat, it will depend if he invites Bear friend along on this trip LOL!!!

Naa... all salty air was blown out a couple of weeks ago on the Columbia Ice Fields Blat. Why don’t you join us on the upcoming blat, you would be welcome, I’ll even offer you accommodation, you know “live a little”. There may be enough snow/ice in the Rogers Pass to test your studded tires

OH! did I post that in this thread, I meant to post it in the "Stir The Pot" thread