joke

[slngsht]

 

:leaving:

[xcarguy]

7 out of every 10 people are dyslexic.

 

Statistically, five out of four people have problems with fractions . . . so I've been told. But you know how reliable statistics are; 55% are made up on the spot. :jester:

 

. . . . . :toetap05:

[xcarguy]

 

:leaving:

 

Busting a gut!!!! :smilielol5: . . . . :cheers:

[ihckb2]

7's are never complete or finished.

 

 

Complete vs Finished

 

No dictionary has ever been able to adequately define the difference

between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic

conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best

linguistics in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the

clever winner.

 

His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between

"Complete" and "finished". Please explain the difference in a way that

is easy to understand.

 

His response was:

 

When you marry the right woman, you are "complete".

If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished".

And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are

"completely finished".

[xcarguy]

. . . . . :iamwithstupid:

[slngsht]

. . . . . :iamwithstupid:

Nice. LOL. I might "borrow" that

 

Speaking of jokes...

 

[xcarguy]

Speaking of jokes...

 

 

. . . . . . :iagree:

[slngsht]

from those two pics, they look.... married.

[xcarguy]

from those two pics, they look.... married.

 

LOL!!!!!! Yes they do!!!! :smilielol5:

[xcarguy]

How the Ivory-billed woodpecker became extinct. :smash:

[xcarguy]

. . . . . . :ack:

[xcarguy]

And how crossing the road resulted in poor decision making and an endless barrage of inconsequential jokes . . . . . :svengo:

[xcarguy]

. . . . .

[xcarguy]

:ack:

[slngsht]

dive dive dive

[xcarguy]

dive dive dive

 

Hehe! :cheers:

[rikker]

Join D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia

 

 

Tom

 

DAMM

 

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

[xcarguy]

Yep, this should be legit. :smilielol5:

[bigdog]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

 

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the HR department and states that she wants to make a sexual harassment grievance against him.

 

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks," What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

 

 

 

 

 

The woman replies, "It's Frank, the dwarf."

[scannon]

The more you think about this the funnier it is.........

 

In a recent survey commissioned by a leading soap and toiletries firm, Democrats have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said that they have had sex in the shower.

 

The remaining 14% said they haven't been to prison yet.

Sort of brings a tear to your eye...