Two Crocodiles

[scannon]

Two Crocodiles were sitting on the side of the Potomac.

 

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how

You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,

We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

 

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

 

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

 

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

 

'Down at the car park by the House or Senate.'

 

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'

 

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock

The door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of

Them and eat 'em!'

 

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not

Getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit

Out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

[Croc]

As a Croc I can say that I want to feed politicians to the sharks! :jester:

[coffee break]

Was the briefcase made of alligator?

[xcarguy]

As a Croc I can say that I want to feed politicians to the sharks! :jester:

 

Was the briefcase made of alligator?

 

. . . . . :cheers:

[Croc]

Shaaaane....did you know the NJMP security guards do body cavity checks on dangerous characters that they get advance warning of? ....like you

[xcarguy]

I'll be sure to show up with 'clean' cavities. I'll even bring my own bore scope! :smilielol5:

Edited April 17, 2014 by xcarguy