The other night I gradually woke up as stiff as a plank in a hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me, and with a deep & steady voice I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply,
'Can I feel your boobs, then?'
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE