A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 'S Hospital.
She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me
how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's
the name and room
Number? "The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice
said, "Norma
Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while
I check with
Her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone
and said,
"Good news, Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing
very well. Her
Blood pressure is fine. Her blood work just came back
as normal and
Her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
discharged Tuesday."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I
was so worried!
God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome, Is
Norma your daughter?"
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.
No one tells me chit."