BessieTheSeven

Put up with him! :toetap05: What an outrage! I think he is such a sweetie. Much better looking than the other seven owners around the East Coast

Yoohoo...Hello Possum! You might be thinking you are making slow progress but I still beat you for the slowest restoration on earth I am still stuck in Ben's garage in Denver waiting for the world's slowest USA7s Officer decide if my gear stick should be 5.15 inches or 5.25 inches. :willy_nilly: So what is your new girlfriend (or FWB, or "close personal friend", or "we are just friends") called? She looks like she should be called Shirley The Seven as 'shirley she must be finished soon'? What are your plans for new sexy body work? Given this is a R1 BEC I think it has to be red bodywork to match the chick on the Special K cereal ad. Will I get to meet her one day 10 years from now when Al finally gets around to finishing me? Keep posting those updates - a girl has to stay competitive!

Hello Possums! Did someone say my name? I am still stuck Denver lonely and forgotten by my misbegotten owner, Al. Someone bitch slap him for me please! :bs::smash: Kissies Bessie

Hello Tom Sweetie Poo! Its lovely to know that you have not forgotten or given up on me. Unlike my forgetful owner. :cuss: Alas, I am still at Caterham USA Denver not much further advanced than my last photo. Yes I have lovely shiny new paint but I remain in bits. No wheels which will let me out so I can go terrorizing the neighborhood. I have not even seen that sweet young Denver man called Skip who used to call by the workshop from time to time and caress my front clams gently....that used to get my brake bleed nipples erect I will tell you. :drool: Last I heard of Al, he was at the NJ DMV agonizing over what vanity number plate to chose for me. I suggested PUSSIBOI but apparently it has already mounted the rear end of a Miata. Sort of appropriate I guess. He will probably end up getting something completely lacking sensitivity and style like FAST7 or BVRB8....sigh! I know Al is the type of owner that will turn me into a shiny restored coffee table ornament in his man cave but I am despairing of ever being able to touch the surface of a NJ or even PA road where I can snarl my carbs and pant my intake in ectasy. Is it possible that I have found the type of owner that could not organize a piss up in a brewery, to use the English expression? Can we start a petition here where the lovely members of USA7s would post their disappointment, and dare I say, frustration with the slow process of my restoration by your wonderful club's president? Kisses and Hugs from BessieTheSeven (Al's lovechild) :seeya: PS - I suppose it could be worse. I could be owned by some mad scientist character with a fetish for angle grinders who was named after a Miata :jester:

Does this make it a superwide canoe? Or have I got my Westfields and Birkins all mixed up? :blush:

My brake nipples go like that if you give me with some Mobil 1.

What's wrong Al sweetie? You dont like my self-chosen name? Personally I love the name "Bessie"! Just suits my always assertive attitude with the odd misfire! I love my new color - its so nice to be all shiny and glossy again! I now have better skin than you! Not bad for a over-40 year old cougar!

Hello Possum! You missed me did you? You can rest assured that I am safe. I am away at the paint shop getting my nice new shiny outfit. I have had the exfoliating sand down and got my new underwear....um..I mean undercoat As for my final top coat? Well, its a secret. If I told you I would have to run you over afterwards. Hmmm...thinking about it why don't I just run you over anyway! Hugs! Bessie The Seven

I really wanted pink highlights but I had to compromise to get those lovely new (brake) shoes. If I let you paint me orange can I have leopard skin car seat trimmings? Puhleeese, pleeeeese, please Al? :drool:

What happens if I don't want to be orange? I want to be brushed ali with British Racing Green highlights! Or a dark blue would be also nice

Oh crap....I just posted this as Bessie :blush:

Well said. Excellent suggestion.

:seeya: I have always wanted to go to Paris, cruising the Champs Elysee, going round and round in circles at the Arc de Triomphe, exploring the Reims for a glass or two of bubbly champagne I am small enough to be carry on luggage....I hope.....

This forum is delightful! Did you know you in the User Control Panel you can send requests for contacts, friends, BFFs, FBs, hook ups and a whole range of other illicit liasons to other users on this forum? I just sent one off to Al now....he will be soooo excited to hear from me! :seeya:

Well thats because YOU are part of the mundane hoi polloi and not a special creature....like me :blueangel: You can take it on good authority that Al rang me, Bessie, in Denver at Caterham USA to check that I was being coddled and pampered the way that a girl just loves! He was just tickled with amusement at my lovely posting on this forum. So my public pleas for help at Valentines Day earned ME [] a response. I would like to think it is because I am just so much better looking, more tuneful out of my exhaust, so much more tasty, than you.... Don't take it personally, we all have to deal with our inadequacies sooner or later Now if sweetiepie Al would just get on with opening up his wallet just little further so I can be finished before that crass CSR Superfart or the obnoxious R500 start up and drive out of here for New Jersey - I would like to beat them for the only time in my life... :rofl:

Oooooh Tom.....what a man :seeya: - You must be happy to see me since you are not mechanically minded enough to walk around with a torque wrench in your pocket! You are welcome anytime to slide under my Marina Ital rear end and give me a good spannering. I should be lucky if Al knew what a spanner was....

Oh wow....what a wonderful dearie you are! I am thrilled to the tips of my intake trumpets. I would love to have a sleep over with Miss Blatcat. I hope you do not mind a little ménage a trois in your garage? I will try not to drink to much of your cellar stocked vintage Mobil 1...:cheers: They say carbon is a car girl's best friend! Dont you believe it - I think Skip is my bestest friend!

Well Tom sweetie, it is good to see a another sensitive new age guy (SNAG) like you on this forum. I was just thinking that the only sophisticated studs on this forum are Skip and Gert. Having looked at your recent track performance videos at VIR I was a little surprised at your driving style. Clearly you are holding her back and preventing her from reaching a natural climax. I would try changing into 4th gear when going down the straight. If you are more adventurous, I would also try 5th gear and 6th gear - the results will be eye-opening for you! The other thing your Se7en girl would love is a head job. Everyone knows that the K engine is a bit of a mongrel but is still a looker from 100 yards away in the pitch darkness of night. Giving her the usual all-too-frequent head gasket refresh will keep her humming you along for another couple of hundred miles. Hugs Bessie The Seven

As it is Valentines Day, I thought I would offer you socially retarded auto-geeks some helpful advice to romance your Se7en today plus get her into great shape after a long winter. As a girl that has been spurned by her owner (ooooh…..I am sooooo mad! Just wait till Al gets near me again – I am going to dribble oil all over his white sneakers :toetap05: ), I think I know a lot about this topic and want to make sure that your girls do not similarly suffer. Personally, like all good girls, I love being touched up with lube and given a good servicing – the longer the better. Make sure you cover all the obvious spots – grease nipples, ball joints, suspension bushings, etc. Change the rubber hoses that look a little second hand. Service the belts and chains. Give your girl a nice cool refreshing cocktail of Mobil 1 or similar quality liquid. As an alternative, I cannot get enough of the Prestone coolant drink these days – just yummy! Take it from me that all girls just love a good spa treatment. Get out the polishing cloth or orbital polisher and give her a lovely waxing to remove all that winter stubble from her luscious curves. She will just glow and shine with happiness. Even that faded paintwork will come up like new again. Now some guys think a good Se7en spa treatment involves getting out the angle grinder and doing a little metal/plastic surgery. Hold on guys. This is often not the best way to improve a girl’s looks. I mean just look at that Rotus that some angle-grinding mad scientist turned into a “female” East German weightlifter from the Soviet days – all brawn and no femininity. No silky smooth shaved legs on that one. Instead take a lesson from that suave and sophisticated silver fox at USA7s, Skip, who just slavishes attention all over his stunning supermodel of an SV Seven. Personally, compared to me with my sleek figure, I have always found the SV girls to be a little Rubenesque with those wide hips and fat ass, but I bet she gets down and blows a turbo to keep him happy. I wonder if he has an extra garage space free for me? Turning to inner beauty I can tell you from experience, we girls love a good suck. Especially to remove the gravel, stones, dirt, gum wrappers, soda bottles, etc from the cockpit and seats. A little vacuuming never hurt anyone. A little nourishing crème for the leather and vinyl surfaces keeps my complexion as smooth and wrinkle free as a baby’s bottom. It is a sensitive topic but I need to be candid with you gentlemen. Like your cars, all of you usually need a makeover where it counts. Like a lot of girls, I just have a fetish for leather. If you are going to bury your size 10’s into my tight pedal box then please do it with a little class. None of these Piloti’s or heaven forbid Nike sneakers. No, I much rather a buttery soft leather driving moccasin – Tod’s or Zegna make a lovely driving mocc – they just send shivers up and down my driveshaft when I feel the soft leather caressing my accelerator…..sigh…… Following this extended romancing, I think you will have a stunner of a woman that you can get down and just drive wild with excitement. She will look tip top and beautiful. Even better she may decide not give you a hissy fit from her radiator and leave you rejected by the side of the road. Until next time....safe driving! Kisses :seeya: Bessie The Seven PS – Anyone know where my Al has gone?

Who are you to be calling ME a basket case! :toetap05: While you may be able to walk/stagger from 0 to 60 faster than I can, I can still lay down a better oil trail than you! Honestly, you guys are all so critical of a woman's beauty when you should look at yourselves in a mirror. Humph! :leaving:

WHAT!!!! Al has been two-timing me? I can live with a Toyota Camry but Laura better not be a Porsche!

Hi Sweetie, It’s been so long I think you have forgotten about me? Naughty Al! I know you are busy being Chief Poo-Bah of the USA7s club but still :toetap05: I wanted to let you know I am still safe and warm here in Denver and that nice young stud Ben at Caterham USA is being very nice to me. Just to get you excited I am attaching a photo of me from just the other day. It’s a little risqué as my skirts are lifted but hopefully that gets your blood pumping again to hurry up and give me a ride! http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc510/BessieTheSeven/DSC00629_edited-1.jpg Don’t I look pretty? I am soooo looking forward to being used as a coffee table in your living room and making the annual June drives with the lovely New Jersey Seven group. I was looking at the pics from last year’s Seven drive and I am going all oily with anticipation. :drool: http://www.usa7s.net/vb/showthread.php?t=5092&page=4 I particularly like this image from the posting: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/mjohnson555/seats/Sevens%20Run%20June%202010/DSC_3218_edited-1.jpg That orange S1 is HOT! What a STUD! I would love to get on the road and rub fenders with him sometime soon…..you know what I mean? Come out and see me sometime soon! Love and Kissies Bessie your Seven PS: Mazda - why is there no blowing kisses smilies? I know this is a car site but still....a woman has needs!