BessieTheSeven

OMG I don't need to tell you anything...I just want to sit on your face! :drool: I think I need a nice lie down in a dark garage and a sip of Mobil 1....

OMG IT'S SIMON COWELL!!! :drool: I think there is a paddling pool under my differential right now. This woman loves a good whipping - I give as good as I take if you know what I mean Simon baby...you don't know me but I am your biggest fan. I mean literally. I weigh about 1200lbs, have 4 wheels, an asthmatic Ford engine and a dicky gearbox. You can call me Bessie (or Sweetheart, or Dearie, or Gorgeous...well you get the idea)! Any time you want I will drive out to Beverly Hills and let you ride me. I just cannot wait for you to grab me by my love handles and go down on me behind my wheel. You can just pound me around the streets and I will scream for more! oh hang on...this is a public forum, right? :blush: Let me send you a PM plus a FWB invite from the contacts page of this lovely forum!

Oh he is foolish enough! I am all woman so I will be alluring, moody, cantankerous, jealous, sexy, attention seeking, bitchy, and have a few blonde moments along the way. Men never learn about feminine wiles - always attracted to the honeypot! :iamwithstupid: Then again, if you buff my rear end I am just total putty in the hands of a good man - screaming and panting my head off! So I will guarantee he will have an interesting time. I have always liked meeting AAA men....they know how to handle me.:seeya:

Makes sense with the Dutton reference. Calling it a Beaver is somewhat apt!

Oh dear....I really did make a bad impression on him....

:iagree: I wondered when that article was going to come out. I had such a good time with that lovely young journalist. Made me feel so young again! Can I see an article link to myself pretty please? I want to admire my gorgeous self photographed. And Mr Mooney - that use of the word "abundant" better not be referring to my hips? Otherwise I will turn your legs sooty with my exhaust!

I just don't want him to come down with upgraditius! I have no desire to be a carbon tart you know! :willy_nilly:

Al you are just a a naughty little crumpet - you only watched 5 seconds. If you were patient like me and stopped surfing the Victoria Secret website site for long enough (that size is too large - she is far more petite than that and anything but fuchsia in color!)....anyway....you would have noticed that at the end they feature all the lovely cars and their studly drivers :drool:. I would like to have a studly driver...hint hint! :cooldude: Can we go and watch next year? Please, please pretty please!!!!!

I know - I look lovely! :blueangel::seeya:

It means that you have so much sex appeal that my rear end is dribbling with excitement. Want to go for a ride?

Morgan - You have made me look GORGEOUS! I so want to pepper you with kisses and spray you with hot oil! :willy_nilly: Is there any chance of you buying me like you did Mr Orange? Mr Orange was telling me how much care and attention you lavish on him and I am embarrassed to admit I am very jealous. If it helps I much prefer your butt in my lap than Al's!

I want to be an American Collectors Insurance Company customer as that would mean you have FINALLY finished my lovely restoration! And once that has happened then I would love to feature in my own show on Amercian Detours. :flag: It seems only right I bare all and flash my lovely headlamps to everyone! Now I know you are shy and may not want to appear on camera but just try the Just For Men product that I left you. I think Boot Polish Black color really will suit you! :cooldude:

Thats a bit rude! At least Al was able to complete the deed! Can we say the same thing about you? How is your lovely lady positioned in the workshop? I want a new friend to drive around with

It is such a relief to know that I am finally coming home with Al to New Jersey. After all these years it will be nice to see another part of the US. I understand that my new home will be pride of place in Al's den at home, happily dripping some Mobil 1 on his lovely white shag rug :blush:. While I will never be a track car, I take great solace in the knowledge I look better than some of the other tarts....errr..ladies...err...sevens on this forum (in my opinion of course...). None of that nasty carbon fiber for me! Al sweetie dearest....can I ask for a truck ride home so my nice new wobbly wheels do not go all wobbly? Pretty please?:cooldude: Kissies! Bessie

How about finishing me off before you borrow one of Brucie's gorgeous classic autos? :seeya: Hang on....do you still know how to drive? Its been a while since you were last on here?:troll:

:eek: You mean I am actually going to be finished off!!! :blueangel:

I'll tofu you if I dont get to have a run over a mountain pass this year! :driving::seeya:

What a sweetie you are Mike! I dont know about my eyes being filled with lust but I can assure you mentally un-panelling all these studly autos has caused my diff to go all moist if you know what I mean? PS - I dont like the owner of the all green seven with yellow 7 on the side....he ignored me!

195s - $259 and 245s - $280 per tyre These lovely new shoes are headed in my direction

It means he will not sell it to you! :jester:

Bah! Pfffft! Shelley is an Audi TT. What would that bitch know about a race circuit! Probably always down at the hairdressing salon with her Miata wannabee friends! :boxing: Give me a good honest seven any day. Born of necessity, I learned to drive myself too you know! After all my lovely owner Al Navarro still has not worked out how to drive me!

Well hello there Mike sweetie! You mean little ol' me? :seeya: I am just waiting to come out and play with your Birkin. And I have always been fond of a Caterham with big rubber on its rear!

Listen Sweetheart Al - I want to be driven wild. I want to reach redline. I want to squeal my tires around corners. I want to feel hot oil coursing through my head. Like all good sevens I want to blow off a Porsche, a Mustang, and a BMW. If you want to just saunter up to me and fondle my fenders then you got another case of carbon black soot from my tailpipe about to coat your puce-colored Gucci loafers! Honestly, Men!

Its Al-baby! How are you sweetie! I missed you! kissies! First things first. Who is this bitch called Irene that has been beating you up and can I run her over for you? Blacken her hairdo with a little soot from my all-too-rich carbies? Just say so and she will have a new skid marks where the sun don't shine! As for being driven by you in summer - I can hardly wait. I can always make sure my passenger seat is broken so we have to leave Laura behind? I am a rather possessive woman you know

Well Good Morning to you two lovely old Possums! It is just wonderful to know that there are two sevening studs out there caring about little ol me! My chassis is just frissoning with delight! Alas, alas, it is true. Ben is committed to finishing my loving restoration off. So I was moved from the old Custer Place Caterham location to a new Denver garage....so I am still here! The best bit is that I have wifi in the garage...makes posting so much easier. So Ben may be committed to me but my loving owner should just be committed too - preferably to a quality institution for abusing a poor defenceless classy cougar lady like me! I mean honestly, he could not decide on how to get out of a wet paper bag! Last year I got painted and some bits were bought for me but were not installed because I was being painted. Most things are there to finish me off in just 2 months....so close but so far :bs: Regretably our Clutz Prez is not here locked in with me. Mind you I have this cunning plan for when he steps into this garage - I plan to slide off my axle stands, pin Al to the ground and steal his wallet so I can just finish myself off without him needing to make any decisions...what do you think? Thats all for now! Love and Kissies Bessie