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Most men would be over the moon with a one inch increase! jk jk. i like hearing the updates. If an “it” is a thing for you, that “it” is also a thing for 7 others. Thank you.

lol that was the meetup before the meetup. We drew a crowd the whole time. Timelapse maybe inbound. lol

We won cars and coffee. No autographs please. lol

No ai was harmed in the making of this image.

Pretty sure I’ma take 7.2 to Charleston, SC for the week of Dec 22-28. I know it’s a busy, family oriented time but also a good time to escape the in-laws! Just throwing it out there in case anyone else needs an excuse. Lol, I could always “break down” on the other side of town and y’all would simply have to come help me. Could even send an ai photo of a 7 and a smoking bonnet, perhaps. lol Cross-posted to General Discussion, mods feel free to squash one post or the other if cross-posting is frowned upon. J.

Pretty sure I’ma take 7.2 to Charleston, SC for the week of Dec 22-28. I know it’s a busy, family oriented time but also a good time to escape the in-laws! Just throwing it out there in case anyone else needs an excuse. Lol, I could always “break down” on the other side of town and y’all would simply have to come help me. Could even send an ai photo of a 7 and a smoking bonnet, perhaps. lol Cross-posting to Southeast, mods feel free to squash one post or the other if cross-posting is frowned upon. J.

Such a great place. Museum I could spend the afterlife in, happily. lol

Aaaand I’m staying with YOU, boo boo!

Lol, well, I def won the Slowest Guy in a Fast Car award! Had a tremendous time, thanks Leland for basically forcing me to go. Cost a metric F ton of money, but clearly “track” is my new drug of choice. (though to be fair, first outing is many one time costs. (That is Leland’s black beast with the BIG WANG and his Dad with the badass yellow S3!) They are both very good drivers. As we all know, these cars a track monsters. A cheat code, if you will. A crap driver like me should NOT be able to easily pass the drivers I was passing. Anyways, more to come and may spend some time and effort arranging days like this for just 7s. See you all in the paddock… soon. Oh, and here is a video comparison of Lethal Leland and then myself running a lap in my 7point2 (2023 7 CSR 420R). If it seems like I am in slow motion it is bc he is that quick. Barber Hot Laps heads up comparison VR, J. P.S. if this is wayyyyy too many photos I apologize, I had so much fun.

Going through this right now. Will have some photos in a day or two and happy to hear input about my setup (and the physics of safety) bc it seemed a bit too easy.

I’m horny right now!!! lol. Just not (yet) at the desired/required volume!

Aaaand ordered these for Wednesday. Will def report back when I try each out. thanks all. CSR input put me over the edge.

Lolololol. I can’t. I got warrants!

Aaaand they’ll be here tomorrow. I shall report back (but basically if they’re good enough for @Croc they’re good enough for me!) $75 on Amazon for those who care.

Need a horn. A replacement for the factory horn. Easy to install. LOUD. Obnoxiously loud. Perhaps even dangerously loud. I want merging minivan moms to shriek in terror when they hear it and call their elected representatives to complain about the decibels. I want Coal Rollers in 3500s to awaken in the night sweating in terror of my decibels. I want a horn that will make the God of Thunder a little jealous. Thanks in advance.